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Movies may well be one of the greatest inventions ever - their ability to entertain and enthrall is known the world over, to the point where life would seem odd and empty without them. However, for every cinematic masterpiece that is produced, their exists a whole sack of crap cinema that serves only to inflict terrible punishment on mankind. These movies are posted here for the world to see. TwistedEdge brings you the very worst the wonderful world of film has to offer. Welcome to Death By Cinema...

The main attractions...
The sewer.
Death By Cinema's main hall of horrors. A festering pit of movie monstrosities. A whole range of cinematic abortions. The whole set. The full whammy. The complete collection of TwistedEdge's movie reviews and bad movie spotlights resides here.

The unquestionable truth.
A family-sized action pack of rants and other deluded hyperbole centering around the sweaty and groaning whore that is the modern world of movies. A rambling collection of jaded views and other bizarre crap lies within.

Other popular crap...
The cool list.
TwistedEdge is proud to present the Mecca of all Hollywood society, the shrine to which all those showbiz gossip hounds kneel. The big kahuna, the king of all kings. The ultimate list of the 20 coolest stars ever to grace the big screen.
The crappies.
For every noteworthy Oscar winner, there are a thousand cinematic stools floating lifelessly in the putrid sewers of the movie industry. It's here that these cinematic monstrosities get the humiliation they deserve in our shitty little awards show.
Dolph Lundgren: Swedish superhero!
Witness TwistedEdge's ultimate tribute to the man of action, the Swedish Beefcake that is Dolph Lundgren. He's big, he's blonde, and he just can't help but get his ridiculous man-tits out. We salute the world's worst actor, here.
The truth about Steven Seagal.
Forget about all the lies you may have heard about Hollywood's favourite mumbling slug - this funky little article by TwistedEdge tells the truth about the man with the greatest ponytail ever to be captured on celluloid.
The voice of Hollywood.
Michael McMichael III: his name is echoed through the ages with hushed tones of admiration. His voice causes those in the know to freeze in their tracks at the sheer greatness of his presence. His exclusive writings on Hollywood can be found here.
The word of Caine.
His holiness Sir Michael Caine rants about the issues most important to us such as bartenders, cinema bastards and the like. Sort of. This is the word of Caine. Praise be Caine.
Shooting the shit with Shat.
Sit back and relax as the greatest actor and musician in American history seranades you all with a tale or two from his earth-moving career. These are Shatner's epic, moving and often soul-touching words. Kind of.
Links: Rogues and other deviants.
A list of the most exciting movie sites in the world and a few who asked us nicely. Includes links to Rogue Cinema and Rogue member sites. Definitely worth a peek for those cowards amongst you who wish to flee this gooey little excuse for a website.

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