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Michael McMichael III is undeniably the one true voice of Hollywood.

His name is echoed through the ages with hushed tones of admiration. His voice causes those in the know to freeze in their tracks at the sheer greatness of his presence. He is undoubtedly Hollywood's biggest egomaniac, now writing exclusively for our rather funky little website. Whenever he feels charitable enough to bestow upon us another dose of his unequivocal showbiz knowledge, you will find his epic writings below. Pay homage...


Chapter Three: The time Angelina Jolie wanted me naked.
Angelina Jolie: adored by thousands, wanked over by millions. Read our exclusive new tale of the time our man in Hollywood graced her presence.
Chapter Two: The time Charlie Bronson and I locked horns.
The late, great Charles Bronson once had a rather amazing run-in with our very own Michael McMichael. Read about this epic and '110% genuine' encounter here.


Chapter One: An Introduction to Michael McMichael III (aka welcome to my face.)
'Who the hell is Michael McMichael III' you may be wondering. Well, fear not dear readers - here is an introduction written by the man himself.
 

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