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William Shatner: Shooting The Shit With Shat

William Shatner: This is your captain's log.

Sit back and relax as the greatest actor and musician in American history seranades you all with a tale or two from his earth-moving career. These are Shatner's epic, moving and often soul-touching words. Kind of.

William Shatner: The Best Bad Movie Lines Ever The best bad movie lines ever.
"Take a horrible writer, have that individual scribble an unreadable and grammatically imperfect sentence then hand it off to an actor unworthy of starring in a Romanian snuff film and you get... perfection."
William Shatner: No Woman Will Ever Be President Of The United States
A woman president? It'll never happen.
"Fact: Women hate women. Don't deny it ladies. True, many of you can pretend to get along, but these uneasy peace treaties are broken time and time again. Why? Because of the vagina. Yes. The vagina."

William Shatner: Gay Marriage

Gay marriage.
"Gay Marriage is probably one of the hottest topics to hit the headlines in recent memory. It is also a topic that completely baffles this former starship commander. Marriage is not the paradise you all think it is, trust me."
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