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Racking up corpses - the results are in! And finally...

Potential victim: A group of moderately attractive slightly older women put in just to see if the waters contain enough carnivorous, vicious man-eating sharks.
Odds of mutilation: SHARK FOOOOOOOOOD!!!
Actual outcome: You've surely heard the old saying 'pictures speak louder than words' right? See below...

Once upon a time there were four naggy MILFs floating in the middle of a deserted ocean, sipping margaritas and dangling their pale, fleshy limbs in the water. Blissfully unaware of the den of sharks swimming about hungrily below, the MILFs did kick, one of them even submerged in the icy sea of death, just for the hell of it.

And with a mighty surge the shark did swoop, gnashing and thrashing through meat and flesh, a mediocre feast of blood and death. And with a mighty howl did the bitches scream, shouting and pouting to the extreme, their unconvincing tears and deathly fears echoing forever into the unseen.

Ah fuck it, I'm boring myself. They die. The end. Meh.

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