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Ever since the dawning of the cinematic age, since the day that King Kong crushed his first airplane, since the day Godzilla ate his first skyscraper, the world of entertainment has excited and terrorized us to the point of tears. In this farty little corner of TwistedEdge we hyperactive dweebs rant shamelessly about anything and everything in the world of film that pisses us off, makes us tick, makes us cry or makes us swoon. This is the unquestionable truth. You have been warned.

Cannes: it's fucking morbid.
The Cannes Film Festival - famous enough that even our vapid little minds have given it the once over. TwistedEdge reports on the year's parade of burnt cinematic offerings with all the tact and subtlety of a nuclear war.
Practical movie advice for women.
Pissed off at seeing yet another perfectly good night at the cinema go to waste over pointless bitching between couples, we sages of all knowledge at TwistedEdge compile a list of ways to avoid turning a movie date into a Blitzkrieg.
It's time for a genocide.
Of all the puke-worthy peons ever to piss their way onto the underpants of Hollywood history, there's one batch of fuckwits that pisses us off the most: child actors. By far the most worthy of a merciful gunshot wound to the face. Our funky new rant.
Good evening, Mr Bond...
Bond villains are the coolest thing to hit our screens since the iceberg that sank the Titanic. Our comprehensive list of Britain's finest actors who, for whatever reason, are yet to get their own mountain fortress and moving laserbeam table.
The only Xmas viewing that matters.
Every year around the Yuletide holidays, our lives are invaded with a blizzard of crappy television and movies seemingly designed to make us shit ourselves with hate. Fix your holiday woes with our guide to the only Xmas movies worth watching.


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