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This is the word of Caine. Praise be to Caine. No subject off-limits, no stone remaining un-turned; truly nothing can escape the laser-like focus of this British acting legend. Feast your eyes on the words of Sir Michael Caine. Sort of. |
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Movie theatre bastards. "Theatres, and to be more specific, movie theatres are packed to the rafters with bastards. That is why I prefer to take my film viewing in at one of my many palatial estates." |
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The horrors of tobacco use. "Is there anyone out there that still doesn't realize that using tobacco isn't healthy? ... You should all go back and try to find a new cause to rally behind. Have a smoke while you are at it too." |
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Bartenders. "After ordering my refreshment I noticed a peculiar phenomenon. This bartender was a cunt. He carried an attitude as though he had been knighted by the very queen herself, which he most assuredly had not." |
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Star Wars prequels. "Since the Star Wars prequels have been under fire over these past several years, I thought I might inject my feelings on how they have truly ruined the original story ... This, however, is impossible." |
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Kirstie Alley. "I want to have a go with Kirstie Alley. I'm sure your initial reaction is "WHAT"?! ... Perhaps that is why I find my loins aching for the warmth that only one Kirstie Alley can provide" |
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Freedom of speech. "And I thought my country was tight arsed ... Freedom of speech is not even available to those who subscribe to a service that they know may contain references that will offend? Not in America, not any more." |
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