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Michael Caine: This Is The Word Of Caine, Praise Be To Caine

Freedom of speech.

Sir Michael Caine Is Watching You

And I thought my country was tight arsed.

You Americans make me laugh.

You claim to promote freedom, and all the luxuries and benefits that come with that freedom, but the moment anyone utilises said freedom, you strike them down where they stand.
Case in point. This witch hunt of your radio personalities. Freedom of Speech? What's that? Obviously over the last month, America has clearly shown there is no such thing. You began by firing Don Imus for making a joke about some second rate basketball players. Perhaps the joke was crude, but it was a joke nonetheless. However Don Imus was branded a racist and dismissed.

J.V. and Elvis, another dynamic duo of ludeness, fired a shot across the bow of the Asian community in the form of a humourous reference... a joke. However, they too were deemed racist and let go.

Just yesterday Opie and Anthony, a couple of entertaining young lads who had supplanted Howard Stern many years ago, were fired for on air humour... on a pay radio service?

Freedom of Speech is not even available to those who subscribe to a service that they know may contain references that will offend? Not in America, not anymore.

What I find most humourous is that you have replaced your President with a new figure-head who lays down your country's moral law. I refer of course to none other than Reverand Al Sharpton, the crusader of prejudice. He lacks credibility, and doesn't know the meaning of the word "justice" yet somehow he has taken over your country without even winning an election.

Not since Adolf Hitler have I witnessed such a rapid rise to power built on a wave of racism and hatred.

This is the word of Caine.

Praise be to Caine.


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