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Hello deviants of the world, welcome to the TwistedEdge Dickhead Awards! The concept here is pretty simple, as every so often we unveil the name of the celebrity dickhead / organization that's pissed us off the most. These are the people who make our blood boil. These are the people who make us want to scream until our lungs turn to butter. These are the people for whom a gunshot wound to the face would be an act of mercy. These are the festering boils on the anus of society. This is where the world's most notable prize-winning fuckwits go on display.

Yes, we're aware this page isn't updated often enough. Yes, we're slow lazy bastards. Yes, we're aware this concept isn't original. Yes, we're aware that something similar was done on British TV in the early 90's or something. Yes, we're aware that every bastard and his boyfriend is already ranting about the issues covered. So what? If we here at TwistedEdge had to rely on groundbreaking ideas and fresh concepts, then you wouldn't be here reading this. We do this because it's fun - and let's face it - the clueless, irritating boobs had it coming...

The Jonas Brothers.
Amid growing concerns that their music (especially that song of theirs 'Paranoid') may be an illicit form of biological terrorism, we launch a campaign to have these three gimpy little virgins assassinated for the public good. Oh, and their music's shit too.
Zach De La Rocha.
Or more accurately, the misguided pricks who follow him - wannabe Socialist idealist dickheads and other misguided misfits unworthy of the oxygen they consume. Read our rant on the deluded morons on a mission against The Man.
Saddam & Jalal.
Our glitzy prize for award-winning dickheads go to Saddam Hussein for his slaughtering of thousands in the interest of fairness and peace, and to Jalal Talibani for missing a real opportunity to have some fun with Saddam's embarrassingly botched execution.

Steve Wynn.
One of the world's richest businessmen gives free lessons on how to be a fuckwit. We salute Steve Wynn for single-handedly ruining one of the art world's most prized masterpieces by accidentally putting his elbow through it. The silly tit.
Irish women.
Tragedy and grief struck the whole of the UK when national newspaper The Daily Mail reported that Irish women topped the list of Europe's worst binge drinkers. Mortified by this devastating news, our own Part-time Ninja explores this blow to our national pride.

Paris Hilton.
Nicknamed 'Hollywood Barbie' by the whole of Team TwistedEdge and recognised as the world's most pointless celebrity by the Guinness Book Of Records, we salute Paris Hilton for rising to international notoriety despite swallowing being her only talent.
Pete Doherty.
Despite being lead singer of platinum-selling bands like Babyshambles and The Libertines, this most clueless of puppets spends his time in the headlines for being a sweaty, half-baked cocaine-addled loser. TwistedEdge dishes the dirt, here.
 

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