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Ezra Titus was TwistedEdge's infamous co-writer and diabolical co-conspirator, a man who in his two short years with the site managed to attract more laughs, more controversy and more derranged stalkers to this site than any before him. Since his tragic death in 2009, the site (nay the world) is without one of it's most belovedly demented entertainers. We have set out a selection of his works for you here, in our own little memorial to the twisted genius that was. Enjoy...

My job as the terminator.
For a few months, some twisted soul was unwise enough to put our man Ezra in charge of terminations at Premier Mortgage Funding. Career genocide and Megadeth ensued. Read about this ultimate power trip exclusively on TwistedEdge.
The headsmasher's ball.
We investigate the bizarre tribe of psychotic maniacs called the Korubo - a band of primative, genocidal freaks who remain untouched by civilization and love nothing better than to smash the heads of anyone who comes their way...
Scientology: Meditation on Frank's balls. Witness the tear-jearking, life-affirming little story about a man named Frank and his epic struggle against oversized, swollen balls. America's fastest growing cult tackle the problem in this wholesome tale of humanity versus pseudo-religious bollocks.
World peace and Bush's colon.
TwistedEdge informs of a situation that nearly changed the world forever. For two whole hours, Bush went under the knife and gave Cheney the missile keys. Then all fucking hell broke loose. Find out more in this rather funky little article.
Review: Metamorphosis by Hilary Duff.
The girl-next-door with the looks as sweet as candy and the heart as pure as gold. With a look of innocence almost as pure as the bullshit of her music, Duff rocks the world into a sugar-induced diabetic coma with her latest cuddly offering.
Review: Thankful by Kelly Clarkson.
God help us - it's the girl who won her fame on a game show, and her double platinum CD that causes animals to commit suicide. This is our little spotlight on the musical onslaught of someone so lacking talent, it took a tv talent contest to get her signed.
Dude, where's Osama?
A twisted review of the now infamous Osama Bin Laden propaganda videos. Ever wondered how these works compare to mainstream Hollywood cinema? Read a different take on those beard-heavy screen performances, here.
Ho ho ho: The real story of Christmas.
Read our festive special investigation into the real stories behind the devious, bearded mastermind known as 'Santa Claus' and our ponderings as to the real meaning of this glittering piss-festival we call 'Christmas'.
Angry Whopper: Radioactive circus meat.
It was the meaty, fiery sensation that enslaved (and enraged) the world. We explore the traumatizing aftermath of this most angry of snacks, and the damage this rampaging juggernaut has left in its wake. Kangaroo meat never tasted so good...
The rat sprayer.
Ezra tells the story of his days spent crushing rats and causing mayhem - a joyful, nostalgic little yarn that'll bring a tear to the eye and a smile to the face. Vermin genocide and heavy metal? What more could a guy ask for?

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