Works Of Pure Deviance | TwistedEdge - Where Humour Goes To Die

We dateless, smelly little shut-ins that make up Team TwistedEdge have been on a mission to entertain the masses with a unique blend of sarcasm, satire and other tomfoolery ever since we vomited this site onto the internet in 2006... and have been falling short ever since. Below, for your amusement, is a selection of some of our more enlightened moments - a twisted mixture of stories, articles and other inane ramblings from a bunch of drunken idiots with nothing better to do with their time. Always uncensored, always bizarre, there really is no way of knowing what could end up in here next. So sit back, relax and enjoy what we have in store...

Scientology: Meditation on Frank's balls.
Witness the tear-jearking, life-affirming little story about a man named Frank and his epic struggle against oversized, swollen balls. America's fastest growing cult tackle the problem in this wholesome tale of humanity versus pseudo-religious bollocks.

America is fucking awesome.
It's become an easy target, but we moral souls at TwistedEdge have decided to take the high ground and explore six things that kick ass about the land that brought us napalm, Prozac and that bloke with the flat top from Street Fighter II.

My job as the terminator.
For a few months, some twisted soul was unwise enough to put our man Ezra in charge of terminators at Premier Mortgage Funding. Career genocide and Megadeth ensued. Read about this ultimate power trip exclusively on TwistedEdge.

Halloween candy: life's a bitch.
In celebration of another shitty Halloween, TwistedEdge investigates the world's funniest and most innuendo-filled Halloween candys. From Creamy Dreams to Nestle's Ass Bandit, it's all here and full of sweet, sugary goodness. Enjoy!

World peace and Bush's colon.
TwistedEdge informs of a situation that nearly changed the world forever. For two whole hours, Bush went under the knife and gave Cheney the missile keys. Then all fucking hell broke loose. Find out more in this rather funky little article.

The killer nun adventure.
After yet another night of heavy drinking, the TwistedEdge crew stumbled upon a cinematic monstrosity beyond words. It was so bad it had to be destroyed. Witness the rather creative annihilation of one of cinema's most heinous failures here.

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