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Below, for your amusement, is a selection of some of our more enlightened moments - a twisted mixture of stories, articles and other inane ramblings from a bunch of drunken idiots with nothing better to do with their time. Always uncensored, always bizarre, there really is no way of knowing what could end up in here next. So sit back, relax and enjoy what we have in store... |
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The TwistedEdge miracle diet. After numerous media reports warning us that a full-scale obesity epidemic will destroy us all, we have devised a fool-proof, 100% guaranteed miracle diet with which to save mankind from pie-related extinction. Lose weight. Save humanity. Read our guide. |
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How about a war we can actually win? Anglo-American foreign policy for the next ten years, solved with one shitty little article as TwistedEdge devise a cunning strategy to once again kick ass and take names in obscure foreign lands. We're overdue a decent war after all... |
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Operation feline justice. With a mixture of cunning genius and extra-strength alcohol, we boffins of TwistedEdge have devised a simple, cost-effective way to finally win the war on terror - the military application of America's house cats. The war on terror: solved. |
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America is fucking awesome. It's become an easy target, but we moral souls at TwistedEdge have decided to take the high ground and explore six things that kick ass about the land that brought us napalm, Prozac and that bloke with the flat top from Street Fighter II. |
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The killer nun adventure. After yet another night of heavy drinking, the TwistedEdge crew stumbled upon a cinematic monstrosity beyond words. It was so bad it had to be destroyed. Witness the rather creative annihilation of one of cinema's most heinous failures here. |
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Halloween candy: proof life's a bitch. In celebration of another shitty Halloween, TwistedEdge investigates the world's funniest and most innuendo-filled Halloween candys. From Creamy Dreams to Nestle's Ass Bandit, it's all here and full of sweet, sugary goodness. Enjoy! |
We're always looking for new inane banter to inflict upon the public. If you've got something you'd like to share that you think our readers would like to stare at, click here to mail it to us. Nothing here you're interested in? Click here to go back. |
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