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Below, for your amusement, is a selection of some of our more enlightened moments - a twisted mixture of stories, articles and other inane ramblings from a bunch of drunken idiots with nothing better to do with their time. Always uncensored, always bizarre, there really is no way of knowing what could end up in here next. So sit back, relax and enjoy what we have in store...

A guide to spicing up your funeral.
Let's face it - funerals are fucking boring. But yours need not be! Buck the trend with our handy guide on how to add some zazz to your final exit - forget the morbid crap those other dead assholes go for - it's time to bring your funeral to life! We teach you how.
How to become a Gangsta Rapper.
It's a well known fact that any bastard with an attitude and vocal chords can make a living in rap these days, even a shit-eating degenerate like you. Thanks to our handy guide, a lifetime of bitches and money could be just around the corner for you...
The TwistedEdge miracle diet.
After numerous media reports warning us that a full-scale obesity epidemic will destroy us all, we have devised a fool-proof, 100% guaranteed miracle diet with which to save mankind from pie-related extinction. Lose weight. Save humanity. Read our guide.
How about a war we can actually win?
Anglo-American foreign policy for the next ten years, solved with one shitty little article as TwistedEdge devise a cunning strategy to once again kick ass and take names in obscure foreign lands. We're overdue a decent war after all...
Operation feline justice.
With a mixture of cunning genius and extra-strength alcohol, we boffins of TwistedEdge have devised a simple, cost-effective way to finally win the war on terror - the military application of America's house cats. The war on terror: solved.
America is fucking awesome.
It's become an easy target, but we moral souls at TwistedEdge have decided to take the high ground and explore six things that kick ass about the land that brought us napalm, Prozac and that bloke with the flat top from Street Fighter II.
The killer nun adventure.
After yet another night of heavy drinking, the TwistedEdge crew stumbled upon a cinematic monstrosity beyond words. It was so bad it had to be destroyed. Witness the rather creative annihilation of one of cinema's most heinous failures here.
Halloween candy: proof life's a bitch.
In celebration of another shitty Halloween, TwistedEdge investigates the world's funniest and most innuendo-filled Halloween candys. From Creamy Dreams to Nestle's Ass Bandit, it's all here and full of sweet, sugary goodness. Enjoy!

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