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Congratulations shit-bird, this is you!
This. Is. You.
Hey there amigo, thanks for taking our funky little quiz. The results are in, and here they are in a language your aching brain might be able to understand:

YOU ARE FAIL.

Seriously - what did you expect? Did you think that a website as shamelessly inept as this would actually bother to put an answer page together? And more to the point, did you honestly think the fact that you took the time to take our shitty little quiz (all 5 questions of it) would make you anything other than a retarded loser left to rot on the fringe of society? Here's a hint, chuckles:

QUIZZES ARE FOR FAILURES.

I hereby recommend that you do yourself and humanity a service by packing up your shit and donating your worthless brain to medical science immediately. Seriously - click here to sign up. Now.

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