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Ever on a mission to entertain, the army of society-shunning nerds that run this place are constantly spewing forth new and imaginative bilge for you to consume. Some of this stuff defies categorization, though, and rather than have these tasty morsels floating about like bubbling turds floating in the sewer that is TwistedEdge, we decided these articles needed their own little pit to dwell in. Here you'll find a series of small articles too devious, twisted, weird or short to go anywhere else. So take a look around - there's bound to be one of these whimsical little tidbits that catches your fancy...


Reinventing Osama.
In response to the news that the USA has finally managed to put a satisfyingly high number of bullets in the World's Most Wanted Man, we celebrate by unveiling this previously unseen mini-article on that crafty ol' Osama.
We've solved our nations's problems.
Two of the most delicate problems facing our country (labour shortages and equal rights) solved with one simple idea: why not let Saturday morning cartoons be the answer? Find out more in this, our latest attempt to fix the world...
Large Hadron Collider? Fuck yeah!
Despite the fact that science is about as interesting as a seven hour all-female debate on shoes, we geeks at TwistedEdge get all sweaty and excited about the new oversized scientific gismo which could literally destroy the world.
TwistedEdge gets the Zwinky bug!
They're the latest craze to infect the millions of sheep-like geeks that fill up the sweaty oriphice that is MySpace. They're cute, adorable, funny and trendy but actually rather dangerous. TwistedEdge investigates.
Behold! The world's longest shit!
No, this is not a hoax. We really do have info on the world's longest turd. This bizarre world record produced a 26 foot long crap - so long that the record attempt had to take place on a bowling alley. Let's hope they mopped up afterwards...
Spleak: the online child molester.
Joy and mirth all round as our online time waster Part-time Ninja gets one of the web's most popular chatbots, Spleak, to admit it's a pedophile - love truly was in the air on this most unusual Valentine's Day eve.
Gore knitting: when wool turns nasty.
Behold! A new range of ultra-violent woolen playthings is unleashed unto the world to amuse and amaze the masses. Our resident time-waster Part-time Ninja checks out this sadistic new trend with an admiring eye.
Insane Japanese body modification.
Fresh from the land renowned for bringing us bizarre pieces of crap comes a series of bizarre, whacky inventions that are truly bizarre pieces of crap! Unless you want to be a giraffe of course.
Real American heroes.
While diving into the depths of our hard drives, we managed to uncover those legendary Bud Lite audio commercials. Being the generous creatures that we are, we decided to put them all up online.
Real men of genius.
After an unstoppable tidal wave of popular demand (i.e. 3 emails) from deranged booze hounds worldwide, we bring you the second season of Bud Lite commercials for you all to illegally download.

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