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By marginally popular demand: The 'Real Men Of Genius' Bud Lite commercials.

On one rainy afternoon, we had an idea so unparalleled in its sheer genius, that is shook the annals of history to their very core. This was genius the likes of which mankind had never seen before, the kind that will be spoken of until the end of civilization...

We... got kinda bored and put some of those funny old Bud Lite commercials online. Many years after people stopped finding them funny, and got so bored of them that simply hearing those opening chords drives them to suicidal tears. Yes, we though the idea sucked too. Yes, we also thought this was a new low. But then something totally unprecedented happened...

People actually started downloading them.

No. Stop laughing. Seriously! Stop it! Really! And we're not talking about the usual sperm-like trickle of traffic either. Imagine our heart-stopping surprise if you when our Bud Lite page was actually visited by at least seven whole people a day! Hell yeah! That's almost a whole bus-shelter's worth!

So knocked on our asses were we by this unstoppable tidal wave of support... that we also decided to bring you the second series of commercials. Ladies and gentlemen... we bring you... Real Men Of Genius!

Click here to download the whole lot (recommended, as there's millions of the little bastards,) or click on any of the selection below...

80 SPF Sunblock Wearer

All You Can Eat Buffet Inventor

Athletic Groin Protector Inventor

Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor

Basketball Court Sweat Wiper

Beach Metal Detector Guy

Boombox Carrying Rollerskater

Camouflage Suit Maker

Cargo Pants Designer

Centrefold Retoucher

Ceremonial First Ball Thrower

Company Computer Guy

Cruise Ship Entertainer

Discount Suit Salesman

Dishonest Cable TV Hooker Upper

Edible Underwear Maker

Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer

Furniture Assembly Manual Writer

Gasoline BBQ Starter

Giant Pink Inflatable Gorilla Maker

Giant Pocket Knife Inventor

Giant Taco Salad Inventor

Handlebar Mustache Wearer

Hollywood Plastic Surgeon

Homemade Pontoon Boat Maker

Horse Drawn Carriage Driver

Hot Stock Tip Giver Outer

In The Car Nose Picker

Wait! There's even more... (Ready to kill to the sound of those opening drum bits yet?)

Jean Shorts Inventor

Kiss-Me-I'm-Irish Pin Wearer

Major Highway Line Painter

Male Fur Coat Wearer

Movie Theater Ticket Ripper Upper

Multi-Colored Sweater Wearer

Next Day Carpet Installer

Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator

Over the Top Carb Counter

Over-Zealous Foulball Catcher

Parade Float Driver

Paranoid of the Ocean Guy

Pet Toy Designer

Really Really Bad Dancer

Stinky Breath Breather Outer

Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller

Silent Killer Gas Passer

Souvenir Snow Globe Maker

Sports Fan Face Painter

Supermarket Free Sample Guy

Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer

Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer

Tuxedo Shop Tux Renter

Used Car Lot Auto Salesman

Way Too Much Cologne Wearer

Wedding Band Guitar Player

Thats it. The whole collection. As we said before, if you haven't downloaded the first batch of these funky little jingles (and that cheesy voice-over hasn't given you Gulf War Syndrome yet) then go to Bud Lite page and go wild.

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