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Look what we found! Wow! A new low!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the words "toilet humour." Another mountain climbed...

The world's longest turd was 26 feet long. And now you know.

Christ only knows why, but some wierdo out there decided to dedicate themselves to a higher purpose - namely that of squeezing out a 26ft shit. Christ only knows why, but we here at TwistedEdge found this very amusing. From the words of the wierdo themself:

"In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet.

I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.”

Update: Since I wrote this "article" a few years back, it's somehow attracted over 30,000 people. Think about it - the average attendance of Madison Square Garden, all lining up here to see a really long turd. That's terrifying, considering that this page took less than 3 minutes to write. You people are fucking savages.

Update for 2013: In March over 9,000 people read this page. Seriously, what's the matter with you people?!

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