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TwistedEdge catches the Zwinky bug... I've just gone and done something I may well live to regret: I've gone and joined the army of sheep who've all rushed out to download Zwinky - a funky little bit of kit which allows you to custom-build a cartoony likeness of yourself. Mine looks like a mix of Dr Frankenstein's monster and an over-used sex doll. I'm very proud. And you too can get in on the action! Got too much time on your hands? Completely inept with the ol' pencil and paper? Want to show the world that you too can look pretty much the same as everyone else? Then head over to Zwinky.com. So excited was I by this pointless little invention, that I even made likenesses of the whole TwistedEdge Team. Go on, feast your eyes on my artistic ineptitude: |
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You can be assured these look nothing at all like the real people. Not that it matters. These people could all be figments of my sick, twisted, perverted little imagination for all you know... The Zwinky bug... Zwinky. Hmmm... gee. Zwinky. Sounds like some kind of crazy new STD. Yes, it's blatantly a plug by The Man for more MySpace usage. Yes, it blatantly vomits AdWare and Spyware onto your hard drive. (Maybe it is a disease after all?!) Yes, it's silly. Yes, it's pointless. And yes, it's aimed at bored 5 year olds, not 22 year old sad bastards like me. Also, having played about with this funky little tool, I ran my anti-spyware kit and found... and I shit you not here... 90 new pieces of Spyware floating around on my PC, just waiting to kick me in the ass. Don't believe me? Click here for proof. Despite all this nonsense, I've got to admit - I'm hooked. I mean... just look at their cute, adorable little faces! Isn't that some of the coolest shit you've ever seen? Sure they all look the same. Sure, it makes life harder when it comes to avoiding the ugly, wart-covered freaks that gangbang you in internet chat rooms. Rather than an honest / hideous real-life picture, the Hunchbacks out there will simply adopt one of these innocent looking monikers. But who cares? I now have my own set of two-dimensional little dudes! Bliss! A pointless rant... The whole reason for this Zwinky nonsense is for use on MySpace. Unlike many, I refuse to join this ever-growing landslide of people whoring themselves out to this miraculous waste of time (MySpace, not Zwinky). I'm not cool, I know. And yes, I'm mortified by the prospect of not having dozens of people I've never met become my friends. Terrified. Shitting myself. Suicidal even. Why the sudden rush for these things, I'll never know. Who gives a toss about kerry_from_ireland_1987 and her continuing love of cats? If anything, the MySpace craze has proved that:
People often ask me "Hey Dave, you getting a MySpace page?" Why should I? I'm not going to waste my time, especially when I've got this crappy little excuse for a website. I have over 500 gigabytes of storage space and over 5 terabytes of bandwidth. Why convert? The fact I have this site already proves what a sad bastard I am - two would be pushing it. Would I like a MySpace account? I'd rather fuck a crocodile in the mouth. A big crocodile. With a mean temper. That breathes fire. And has just come back after getting its teeth sharpened. Here's one we made earlier... |
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A scary thought indeed... [Editor's note: For those unfamiliar with our history, this website used to be purple. It also used to look like it'd been designed by a blind, claustrophobic retard trapped in a hot car. But things change...] |
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That's all for now. We'd bother you with various future updates with more wanky Zwinky-build cartoons, but we've insulted your intelligence enough as it is... |
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