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Vladimir's new stalking adventure! Part one!

Vladimir is very happy man today because I find new friend to play with like squirrels in garden! Face smiles! His name is Brain and he run website badmovieguy.com - click and see it.

It is good and marvellous and funny and good and charming and good and sexual! Vladimir will hold hands with Brain like kids not do when Vlad was boy! Correct yes.

So with special letter Vladimir ask good friend Part-time Ninja to write nice message to Brain. That way, he no think me fucked up wierdo AND EVERYONE HAPPY like children in MacDonald's commercial! See shot screen:

I ask Part-time Ninja because his English good because he from England like Queen. David is very clever and I like him much but he does not shave.I not know what Brain looks like.

 

 

The only picture very bad drawing. I said I from New Jersey because that where all the nice people go. Robert DeNiro is from New Jersey.

 

 

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But very bad man Brain does not reply to Vladimir! By Stalin's jockstrap this makes me so angry! Vladimir screams! Damn the insolence of him! Does he not realise the stature, breeding and massive girth of Vladimir Puchovsky! After all I have done - I sending him email of massive frustration and longing to show ignorant wretch ways of error! I laugh at his amusingly small and goat-like appearance! Ha! HA! Brain mouth Vladimir of does the laughing at you! HA! Cower! Ha! Here is fantastic wonderful sexy sexy email:

I think Brain has very big shoulders and is very clever because rather than make website like silly people, he use shiny blog tool! Extra points yes.

 

 

I bet Brain is even more clever than Part-time Ninja David who is very clever but does not shave. Brain has very erect intelligence. That why his name is Brain.

 

 

I not think Brain is Brain's real name - it might be alias like MC Hammer or George Bush. George Bush has very clean hands.

Does Brain write back? Does Brain make sorry for ways of error? Does Vladimir get to do happy dance with sticks?

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