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Vladimir's new stalking adventure! Part two!

Have you read my first part? No?! Wretched pigeon! Vacate there now!

Result! Brain has replied and Part-time Ninja agree to let Vladimir use pink for one sentence so I make most of pleasant situation by writing full paragraph of text but removal of full stops to plight sissy ninja man who is not really ninja and does not often read my submissions before posting because he is without girlfriend did you know he is very clever but does not shave and hates colour pink! Exaltations to you Ninja!

Good news is Brain the wonderful stoat very happy man gets back to Vladimir with much sunshine and happy. Vladimir posts message now with hugs:

There are not many people who will know what Brain means by voodoo? He thinks I kickass tribes man?! He also thinks this my site. Bless his suffering frontal lobes.




Brain's Brain hurts. It must do - he spell own name wrong! Ha!

Vladimir travelled to site to make sure nice man Brain not trick Vladimir into leaving like police department! Sweet sweet Brain tells truth and makes Vladimir feel like horny butterflies gangbanging in stomach! Look:

 
Brain is right - Vlad has once much head of thick curly hair. Vlad had afro like Michael Jackson but with not the children and glove. Michael is wierd - he should be good boy like VLADIMIR! Brain like me much and we holding of hands! Happy skipping meadows and dancing on beach like tampon commercial. Very nice horses! Vlad once had hair but find internet and scissors and send hair through mail. Postman make restraining order but VLADIMIR MOVED! HA!

Does Brain think I from New Jersey? That white lie Part-time Ninja put in for me. He say make vlad less strange. Ninja is friend like Bruce Lee movie! Haaai ya! He is very clever and I like him much but he does not shave.

So reply:
Can you see what I do here? Look carefully with face close and nose on screen. Can you see it? Vladimir gain extra special polite points by calling Brain Brian so as not to show foolishness and embarassment of Brain when he spell own name wrong in previous email. Perhaps I shall spell own name VALD?! Ha! HA! This is humourous! Agree yes happy.



I wonder if they have Burger King in America like in Mother Russia and Britain?



I wonder if Brain's teeth are as white as Vlad's?



I think not! Ha! HA! VLAD HAS VERY WHITE TEETH! EXCEPTIONALLY WHITE!

Many good things shall happen. Will Brain be friend? Or shall Brain be locked in wardrobe like nasty men from I-Mockery.com, I-Monkey whatever who ignoring Vlad emails?

Just to be sure nice Vlad send Brain picture of The Rock - he nice man and shake Vlad's hand in dream.

Happy dance? I would like to go to petting zoo.

More adventure! Click here this instant!

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