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Vladimir's new stalking adventure! Part three!

Have you read my first part? No! You are as cool as traffic police man with fly open! Maneuver there now!

So Brain write back to Vladimir and make very happy again! We talk of pasta like normal people so watching police cannot know! Ha! I laugh at their silly blue hats! Here email:

I think Brain smell nice. His skin is soft and smells of lemons.




I would like to give him a back massage.




I like his big strong shoulders.




I bet he has very hairy leg.

Now Vlad embarrassed - not know any movies about pasta. I cry like the ignorant pig that I am, and then take Cossack Ass down to imdb.com and do search pasta. BUT NO PASTA MOVIES. So Vlad go to Google instead and make happy searches there. I then send findings to dear friend to make him impressed with my very large throbbing brain. Very good! Email:

When Brain see this he will be like butter in hands.

 

YOU WILL MELT, BRAIN! LIKE BUTTER IN HANDS YOU WILL BE MELTING!

 

LIKE WET MELT BUTTER DRIPS OVER VLAD'S LEGS, YOU SHALL MELT!

 

I CAN'T WAIT TO DRIP OVER YOU, BRAIN! WE SHALL GET VERY MELT TOGETHER!

Vlad not hear email for two days so pass time by thinking about Brain while in shower and while feeding local hobo. Vlad draw picture of Brain too - Vlad is very good artist man like Van Gogh or Celine Dion. Most don't know it but Celine Dion is killer robot from outer space. This is drawing:

I hope Brain gets back to me! I would be very sad if not and last therapist was very rude.

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Mail to Vlad! Make smile!

Go back to menu because YOUR FACE SMELLS.

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