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Random violence = endless fun.

There's no two ways about it - blowing shit up is totally fucking awesome. Sadly, gone are the days when our cinemas and TVs were full of pissed off, muscular men with bandannas walking around with ridiculously over-sized machine guns, blowing the living crap out of everything that moves just for the fucking hell of it. What was once a populace full of Chuck Norrises, Schwarzeneggers and Rambos is now a pussified, metrosexual, fluffy shell of it's former self. We at TwistedEdge have decided that enough is enough - it's time to level the playing field. Mankind needs to watch shit explode. Mankind needs it's daily fix of ridiculous explosions, weapons-grade violence and other fiery awesomeness. Or as those wise, sagely folks at Double Viking put it:

"At any given time, your website's visitors should be no more than a single click away from watching graphic, gratuitous violence, or huge, bouncing boobies. These are the pillars upon which the Internet was based, and to deny them is to deny your site any chance of success. Men exist to perform two acts: fuck women, and kill other men. The Internet exists, in the same way violent movies and video games do, to satiate these desires... They are why we use the Internet, they are what we want, and they are why we exist."

There's enough tits on the internet as it is - I'd always thought calling something a piss-festival was just a random insult until I unwittingly downloaded one last night. One thing there can never be too much of, however, is extreme random violence. And we at TwistedEdge are committed to giving you your fix...


Death from above: the joy of air-strikes.

Air-strike in Fallujah, 2004.

Those fine, upstanding gents of Charlie Company decide that some pesky enemy buildings are in their way. The solution? A 500lbs bomb that blows the living crap out of everything in sight. Awesomeness rating: 6/10.

The 500lbs Iraq air-strike.

The situation? An abandoned shed is used by a few pesky insurgents for cover while shooting at Yanks and what not. The solution? Half a ton of hi-explosive. The survivors? Don't be silly. Awesomeness rating: 7/10.

Air-strike versus car.

A true 'holy shit' moment, and another feather in the cap of diplomacy as one fleeing insurgent tries to escape the clutches of a medium sized bombing raid. After avoiding Blitzkrieg he stops, surrenders... and they drop a really big bomb right on his head anyway just for kicks. All in the name of peace, eh lads? Needless to say the insurgent doesn't quite make it. Awesomeness rating: 8/10.

One man and his air-strike.

A suitably impressive amount of death and destruction in this fun home video. Get past the hilariously greasy-looking Marine holding the camcorder, and wait for the firestorm to begin. Awesomeness rating: 6/10.



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