People enjoy sending us emails it seems. Ever since this farty little website opened it's shitty little doors in 2005/06 we've received everything from marriage proposals to death threats. We've even attracted the occasional stalker (hi Ray!) Just so you don't feel left out, we're extending the opportunity to you, humble reader.

That's right folks, now's your chance to make your voice heard, to say your piece, to state your intentions, to get hold of the bastards responsible. This is the Make Contact section, where you can get hold of any member of the TwistedEdge staff. It's here that you can also inflict your emails upon us. Please choose from the selection below...

Disclaimer:
Please note that due to the volume of email traffic received by the TwistedEdge staff, (coupled with our overbearing laziness,) we will not be able to respond to all your messages. We will do our best to read what you send us, but for Christ's sake don't waste our time, okay? TwistedEdge also reserves the right to laugh at your poorly thought out and generally retarded opinions. TwistedEdge reserves the right to laugh at you and make fun of you behind your back. TwistedEdge reserves the right to post any interesting messages on the website for all to see. TwistedEdge reserves the right to be ignorant and, if you annoy us, send your email address to any third party porno service we can find.