"A Japanese man died after a bite from his pet hamster caused anaphylactic shock, Mainichi Shimbun reports.

Ther nameless forty-something succumbed after repeated bites from the animal sensitised his immune system to such a degree that the final mouthful provoked a fatal bout of asthma.

An autopsy proved that the victim had suffered an acute reaction to protein contained in the homicidal hamster's saliva. Shortly after the assault, he began to cough and wheeze.

By the time he reached Saitama Red Cross Hospital, his heart and lungs had ceased to function. Hospital doctor Kazuya Kiyota noted that although 17 cases of pet-induced anaphylaxis had been reported in Japan since 1995, death as a result was rare.

Whether al-Qaeda or the black ops arm of the CIA are taking an interest in the furry Nikita is not noted."

TwistedEdge says:

The animal kingdom is out to get us. It's official. Did you know that the Daddy Longlegs insect has more venom than any other? Sadly it has no means of dispensing that venom. And now it's been upstaged by a hamster. Proof that God has a sense of humour perhaps.

Should household rodents be classed as lethal weapons? Should pet stores be handing out government health warnings? Should every hamster bought come with a free inhaler? (Does anybody care?)