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Behold! An Ice Skating Monkey!

Another journalistic gem from UK newspaper The Sun. Scientists in Korea teach monkey to skate in two weeks. The article doesn't explain why though...

"Now here’s a REAL cool monkey.

Furry Gun-Mo goes ice skating in Seoul, South Korea - after learning in two weeks.

It would appear a team of scientists, high on funding but low on imagination, decided to test mother nature's patience to the limit."

That's it, that's all the article had to say. Rather than report on real-life happenings, they'd rather show us pictures of monkeys instead.

Hmmm... perhaps the collective genius behind this thinks Sun readers are lobotomized gibbons, who don't know how to read, but sit happily staring at the wierd coloured shapes and squiggly lines.

Ah heck, enough of this mindless crap. We're off to the pub.

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