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Since this site's misguided conception in 2005/06, we dateless wonders at TwistedEdge have had nothing better to do with our time than sort through the garbage of the internet's least reputable news sites in search of gold. Here's the fruit of our labour, the harvest of our wasted lives. This is where the main droplets of festering awesome come to rest. This is the main waft of the most bizarre, amusing or down-right strange crap we found during our search. Take a deep breath, dip in and enjoy...
Chilean City Crippled By Drizzle
In one of the driest regions on Earth, even a drizzle can cause an emergency. Less than 1/100th of an inch rain fell on the Chilean port city of...
British Spy Chief's Cover Blown On Facebook
The wife of the new head of Britain's spy agency has posted pictures of her husband, family and friends on Internet networking site Facebook...
Drunken Swede Rows Home From Denmark
A last drink proved one too many for a 78-year-old Swede who fell asleep while trying to row home - from Denmark. Reports say the man had...
Home Sawed In Half To Avoid Messy Divorce
A couple in rural Cambodia has terminated their 18-year marriage with a divorce settlement that entailed sawing in two the wooden house they...
Boy Tries To Use Kung Fu To Stop Train
A 17-year-old boy surnamed Liang almost died when he tried to use a kung fu movement to stop a running train in Laibin Railway Station in...
Goat Rapist Forced To Marry Victim
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi...
Piano Found On Britain's Highest Mountain
A musical mystery today surrounded Britain's highest mountain after a piano was discovered near its summit. Volunteers clearing stones...
Monk’s Insect Powder Sets Off Anthrax Scare
A Buddhist monk’s war on insects shut down Canada’s mission in Sri Lanka on Monday, when powder he used to preserve his passport...
Farting Lady Forces Plane's Emergency Landing
A jet was forced into an emergency landing after one of its passengers lit matches to mask the smell of her flatulence. The Dallas-bound American...
Man Makes 5 Ton Rubber Band Ball
Building a huge ball out of more than 175,000 rubber bands is dangerous business. Really. "The rubber bands... sometimes they'll break. That...
TV Emits International Distress Signal
TV hardly gets much better than this. An Oregon man discovered earlier this month that his year-old Toshiba flat-screen TV was emitting an...
Owner Puts Elbow Through £74mil Picasso
A casino mogul had to pull out of the largest ever deal for a painting when he accidentally put his elbow through the prized Picasso. Pablo...
Bald Elvis Impersonator Gets Death Threats
The world's only bald, Welsh-speaking, Elvis tribute act has been left all shook up after receiving death threats. Geraint Benney said he had been...
Distraught Bike Thief Pays Victim Back
Overcome with remorse at having stolen a bicycle, a thief in Germany wrote the victim a letter and fully recompensed him for the...
120 Year Old: Smoking PotSecret To Long Life
A 120-year-old woman claims that smoking cannabis every day is her secret to long life. Fulla Nayak, from India, says she reached the age of...
Driver Had 18x Alcohol Limit In Blood
Lithuanian police were so astonished by a breath test that registered 18 times the legal alcohol limit, they thought their device must be broken...
Man Wins Prize For Acting Like A Chicken
Del Hampton has no reason to be fowl. He was named champion Saturday of the National Cluck-Off competition, an event the Fort Smith, Arkansas...
Uzbekistan Bans Furry Underwear
Authorities in Uzbekistan have deicided that a range of furry underwear is simply too racy and should be banned. Sales of the furry slips have...
Inmate Signs Real Name To Bomb Hoaxes
A New York prison inmate pleaded guilty on Tuesday to sending letters to the FBI and secret service that included bomb and anthrax threats, as well...
Prisoner Breaks Out Of Jail To Avoid Drugs
According to the BBC's website, A prisoner jailed for drug offences breaks out of prison because he couldn't stand the amount of drugs inside...
Couples Cause £350mil Damage By Having Sex
British couples cause £350 million in damage every year breaking things while having sex. So says this report, published by UK newspaper The Sun...
It's Official: Thou Shalt Not Throw Midgets
A midget has failed in his attempt to overturn a French ban on the strange yet satisfying sport of dwarf throwing. The compact stuntman first...
Priest Hired To Open Titty Bar
The new Hooters restaurant may have gotten an unwelcome reception from some of the community's religious leaders, but tonight it will get a little...
Firefighters, Teaching Safety, Set Off Blaze
Arkansas firefighters set off a blaze that scorched a house when a structure they use to teach fire safety to children snapped a power...
Man Fired For Eating Pizza
A computer engineer who lost his job because he ate two pieces of pepperoni pizza has been named the winner of an offbeat internet contest that...
Burglars Held After Calling Police
When two Danish burglars realised someone had stolen the keys to their getaway car, they reacted like honest citizens and called the...
Cheese Chase Ends In Casualties
Contestants in a traditional British cheese rolling competition broke bones and skinned their knees and elbows Monday in their pursuit of a giant...
Sleepwalker Rescued From 130 Foot Crane
A teenage sleepwalker was rescued after being found fast asleep 130 feet (40 metres) up on the arm of a crane, police said on Wednesday...
Cops To Robber: "Come Back Tomorrow"
An Albany man turned himself into police after seeing himself on TV news robbing a bank, but was turned away by officers who told him to come...
Cop Nabs Suspect In Police Station
A suspect in two taxicab robberies walked into a New York police station and failed to notice his picture on a "Wanted  photo on the wall, giving...
Suspect Makes Getaway On Lawnmower
It wasn’t exactly the perfect getaway vehicle. A man took off on a lawnmower moments after he allegedly threw two Molotov cocktails at his...

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