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<title>How to become a Gangsta Rapper</title>
<description>It's a well known fact that any bastard with an attitude and vocal chords can make a living in rap these days, even a shit-eating degenerate like you. Thanks to our handy guide, a lifetime of bitches and money could be just around the corner for you...</description>
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<title>Cannes: it's fucking morbid</title>
<description>The Cannes Film Festival - famous enough that even our vapid little minds have given it the once over. TwistedEdge reports on the year's parade of burnt cinematic offerings with all the tact and subtlety of a nuclear war.</description>
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<title>An American's guide to Britain</title>
<description>Sick and tired of our many Yank readers talking crap about our proud but rainy little nation, we at TwistedEdge have settled the score with this guide to our quaint, war mongering country. Tally fuckin' ho!</description>
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<title>TwistedEdge Solves The War On Terror (Operation Feline Justice).</title>
<description>With a mixture of cunning genius and extra-strength alcohol, we boffins of TwistedEdge have devised a simple, cost-effective way to finally win the war on terror - the military application of America's house cats.</description>
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<title>Curing Stupidity: The Final Solution.</title>
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<title>Practical Movie Advice For Women.</title>
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<title>America Is Fucking Awesome.</title>
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