Delivering comedic ineptitude directly to your RSS! en-us http://twistededge.org/RSS.gif 222 100 http://www.twistededge.co.uk Delivering comedic ineptitude directly to your RSS! http://www.twistededge.co.uk 06 August 2099 14:14:14 GMT Two of the most delicate problems facing our country - labour shortages and equal rights - solved with one simple idea. TwistedEdge says: why not let Saturday morning cartoons be the answer? Find out more in this, our latest attempt to fix the world... http://twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell/Shorts/Labour_Shortages/ 27 July 2099 14:15:16 GMT Amid growing concerns that their music (especially that song of theirs 'Paranoid') may be an illicit form of biological terrorism, we launch a campaign to have these three gimpy little virgins assassinated for the public good. Oh, and their music's shit too. http://twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell/Dickhead/Jonas_Brothers/ 01 July 2099 13:17:33 GMT It was the meaty, fiery sensation that enslaved (and enraged) the world. We explore the traumatizing aftermath of this most angry of snacks, and the damage this rampaging juggernaut has left in its wake. Kangaroo meat never tasted so good... http://twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell/Pure_Deviance/Angry_Whopper/ 03 June 2099 12:58:13 GMT After numerous media reports warning us that a full-scale obesity epidemic will destroy us all, we have devised a fool-proof, 100% guaranteed miracle diet with which to save mankind from pie-related extinction. Lose weight. Save humanity. Read our guide. http://twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell/Pure_Deviance/Miracle_Diet/ 30 Jul 1966 00:00:12 GMT Anglo-American foreign policy for the next ten years, solved with one shitty little article as TwistedEdge devise a cunning strategy to once again kick ass and take names in obscure foreign lands. We're overdue a decent war after all... http://twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell/Pure_Deviance/Foreign_Policy/ 30 Jul 1966 00:00:11 GMT With a mixture of cunning genius and extra-strength alcohol, we boffins of TwistedEdge have devised a simple, cost-effective way to finally win the war on terror - the military application of America's house cats. http://twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell/Pure_Deviance/Operation_Feline_Justice/ 30 Jul 1966 00:00:10 GMT Here you will find our online assassinations of the most pungent musical mung ever to be sprayed over the face of the entertainment business. Only the weakest, lamest garbage to ever offend our ears gets in. Consider this a public safety service to you all. http://twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell/Death_By_Stereo/ 30 Jul 1966 00:00:09 GMT Every year around the Yuletide holidays, our lives are invaded with a blizzard of crappy television and movies seemingly designed to make us shit ourselves with hate. Fix your holiday woes with our guide to the only Xmas movies worth watching. http://twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell/Pure_Deviance/Ho_Ho_Ho/ 30 Jul 1966 00:00:08 GMT Read our festive special investigation into the real stories behind the devious, bearded mastermind known as 'Santa Claus' and our ponderings as to the real meaning of this glittering piss-festival we call 'Christmas'. http://twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell/Pure_Deviance/Ho_Ho_Ho/ 30 Jul 1966 00:00:07 GMT Witness the tear-jearking, life-affirming little story about a man named Frank and his epic struggle against oversized, swollen balls. America's fastest growing cult tackle the problem in this wholesome tale of humanity versus pseudo-religious bollocks. http://twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell/Pure_Deviance/Franks_Balls/ 30 Jul 1966 00:00:06 GMT Despite the fact that science is about as interesting as a seven hour all-female debate on shoes, we geeks at TwistedEdge get all sweaty and excited about the new oversized scientific gismo which could literally destroy the world. http://twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell/Shorts/Hadron_Collider/ 30 Jul 1966 00:00:05 GMT The world is smothered with an epidemic of Biblical proportions. We refer, of course, to the awe-inspiring mountain of pure, undiluted stoopid that fills our land. Naturally, we boffins here at TwistedEdge have a cure. Let the dick-bombing commence! http://twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell/Pure_Deviance/Curing_Stupidity/ 30 Jul 1966 00:00:04 GMT We investigate the bizarre tribe of psychotic maniacs called the Korubo - a band of primative, genocidal freaks who remain untouched by civilization and love nothing better than to laugh, have fun and smash the heads of anyone who comes their way. http://twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell/World_According/Headsmashers_Ball/ 30 Jul 1966 00:00:03 GMT Pissed off at seeing yet another perfectly good night at the cinema go to waste over pointless bitching between couples, we sages of all knowledge at TwistedEdge compile a list of ways to avoid turning a movie date into a Blitzkrieg. http://twistededge.org/Death_By_Cinema/Unquestionable_Truth/Advice_For_Women/ 30 Jul 1966 00:00:02 GMT For a few months, some twisted soul was unwise enough to put our man Ezra in charge of terminators at Premier Mortgage Funding. Career genocide and Megadeth ensued. Read about this ultimate power trip exclusively on TwistedEdge. http://twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell/Pure_Deviance/Terminator_Job/ 30 Jul 1966 00:00:01 GMT It's become an easy target, but we moral souls at TwistedEdge have decided to take the high ground and explore six things that kick ass about the land that brought us napalm, Prozac and that bloke with the flat top from Street Fighter II. http://twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell/Pure_Deviance/America_Awesome/